Welcome to my lopsided corner of the world. Please leave your stupidity elsewhere--only my stupidity is tolerated here. ;D Some Rules: If I know you, add me. :'D If I don't know you, but you just so happen to be a nice enough person with the will and patience to befriend a retard, go ahead and add me. :D If you like the Jonas If you have--other intentions--I'm pretty sure there's a starving prostitute waiting for you in a dark alley. :) I just hope you get an STD. -Patrice :'D The things I live by: "Borrow money from a pessimist, they won't expect it back." "Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else." "Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway." "If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving." "All generalizations are false." "If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria." "Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder." "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." "To gain what is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else." "Never let school get in the way of your education." "Save a horse--ride a cowboy." "There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't." "People ruin relationships by trying to make them last forever." "There is no beauty without strangeness." "Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener." "The best things in life aren't things." "Love your enemies. It pisses them off." "When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong lane." " When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." "Avoid hangovers: stay drunk." "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools." "Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." 
This song will top the charts: The TACO song. (Yes, I've lost it.)The Taco Song Taco, taco, taco-taco-taco, you make me feel like a taco, taco, tacoooo. When I see you, I really want a taco, because, surprise! You're a taco-taco-taco! Taco, taco, taco-taco-taco, you make me dance like a taco, taco, tacooo.... more
MY kind of music.I can't sleep, so yeah. The guitars are awesome. D:You guys should get more songs like these to show appreciation for the good old days--you know, back when music was less crappy. D: I don't know how to add more than just three songs. Help? :B
 OMGDAVIDCOOKDANCINGINHISUNDERWEAR. *fangirl squeal*His Guitar Hero Commercial. MY SCREEN MELTED FROM HIS HOTNESS. Too bad that damn guitar blocked the supposedly--good view. =)) *gets shot*WATCH IT! =)) -->
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I thought you knew that the first time you talked to me. D:< :)) 
